The Clown Monster Morphsuit is a living example of why nobody loves a clown. It's not hard to see why, when you check out perhaps our favorite Morphsuit of all time – it's like your worst nightmare just popped out of your head and said: "Hello there. RAAAAGHHGHGHGHHH!!!!" The only circus that would hire this guy is a circus that hates children, and there aren't many of them, which means it's down to you to give him some work.